Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
#the last one just gets me so bad because he already feels helpless without his arm so he tries to back away but subconciously he thinks it’s#still there#so he falls on his face and it hits him even harder how helpless he is#and then he tries to give his life to save his brother again because it’s the only thing he can do#and ed is just such a strong kid that everyone forgets he’s just a kid but he really is#and it hits you like a freight train in the last one#cries ok I’m done
I’m sorry but that was needed cause it made me cry. ;w;”’
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
A great example of why you don’t have any idea what is happening in the world around you. I don’t generally blog this stuff but, you Should know Time Magazine is not the only media to do this. .
I HAD NO CLUE THIS WAS HAPPENING AND I AM SO ANGRY
american schools teach about other countries’ propaganda, but look at this shit.
Did you guys know that the first Canadian deaths in the war in Afghanistan happened in 2002 when an American pilot dropped a bomb on some Canadian soldiers doing training exercises
killed 4 people and injured 8
Did you know this? Probably not because boy does your country like to brainwash about their fucking military being the greatest and most important and amazing fucking thing
Americans, we get more news about your country than you do, because gosh diddly darn does your country ever like to hide things from you and keep you stupid.
im so fucking disgusted fuck this
Fuck my country.
"Freedom" my ass.
"Liberty" my ass.
"We the people" my ass.
I want to move to the UK or Canada.
Okay but if you ever put me near enough to smell the sweet sweetness of a sibling relationship where the older sibling is completely and utter protective of and willing to give up anything for the younger sibling I will roll that shit all over my body and release the warcries of fabulous platonic relationships
Sums up their personalities pretty well.
Eddy: I can achieve anything
Edd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I want
Ed: there’s nothing standing in my way
Eddy hopping over the fence indicates his willingness to “cheat” the system, or to take a shortcut. Much like his schemes, it might end up being more work, but in his mind, cheating is the best way to get ahead.
Edd goes the neat and logical way, he’s straight forward. BUT, note that he closes the gate behind him rather than leaving it open. He’s incredibly meticulous and even if it’s more convenient to leave it open for anyone coming in behind him, he has to leave things neat, tidy and as he found them.
Ed is also is straight forward, he in fact is using the MOST direct route. But this route is one no one else would consider because it seems completely nonsensical. Which sums him up pretty well. The fact that it works for him is also fun to note. In general his earnestness and determination carries him through situations that most people would be stopped by.
If you’re religious:
- Don’t try to convert Atheists. They’re not hurting you. Their lack of belief in a higher power doesn’t affect your life.
If you’re Atheist:
- Don’t belittle a religious persons beliefs. They’re not hurting you. What they believe in doesn’t affect your life.
If your opposite category is hurting you:
- Boot that mother fucker out of your life.